We have scoured the net to find what we really want underneath our Christmas trees this December 25th…
First up, it is really important to get your decor up to scratch, it sets the tone for the rest of the holiday season. Fear not, friends, we have just the thing to brighten up your home!
Save your pad from the dark side this christmas, and light up your tree with these neat yoda lights:
And what about the rest of your tree? You don’t want some lame-ass baubles bringing yoda down…
We got that covered… how about these?
So how can you possible top off yoda and the justice league? You can’t exactly just shove some pathetic little angel on top, right?
Check. That. Out.
So by now your digs are pimping, but what about you?
‘Tis the Season to be Jolly… but how can you be jolly when it’s so friggin’ cold?
KnitHappensSoWhat over at Etsy will customise you a pretty sweet jumper, like this one:
It will only set you back approx £95 but you know what they say, a knit is not just for Christmas…
So now you are all set… It’s Christmas morning, picture it:
You wake up and slip your toes into a nice pair of snugly chewbacca slippers
Saunter over to your stocking… (it may look a little like this…)
What do you find inside?? After you have spent all that money on your epic xmas decor, hopefully the treats inside will look a little like this: (and provided by someone special… I advise setting up a pinterest and really subtly linking it to each and every person you feel necessary)
The Obligatory Pair Of Socks
Something You Didn’t Know You Needed In Your Life
Candy… yeh we will leave that up to you.
So you are up and have mastered the stocking. But what is under that glistening tree of geekery that you so lovingly set up?
We would hope just a few of these items:
We don’t know about you, but if this bad boy harnessed our girls, we would be showing off our undies far more often…
Girls… there are matching panties too! You could opt for the batman design, but we figure wonder woman expresses more of the bod that’s harbouring underneath.
If Comics aren’t your thing, then maybe some sexy sci-fi lingerie will get you in the mood?
We are loving the vintage appeal of this matching set!
As for our comic picks…
So, continuing with our Christmas scenario… you have opened your fabulous presents and you are passing out the nuts as d’oeuvres before the feast being cooked up in the kitchen… luckily you have one of these:
Yes, that IS a stormtrooper nutcracker… you can also get a Darth Vader one, if you want to crack on with the dark side that is.
The feast is over, you feel stuffed with all that turkey and what have you, family members are beginning to get on your nerves and have commandeered your brand spanking new xbox one… what do you do?
ahhh so THAT’s what they mean by “santa’s little helper”…
- The World’s Top 10 Best Nerd Inspired Christmas Lights (theverybesttop10.com)